It's Not Easy Being Red

It's not that easy being red
Having to spend each day the color of blood
When I think It could be much nicer being yellow, or blue
Or something much less colorful like that.

It's not easy being red
It seems you stand out from so many other ordinary things
And people tend to kill you over and over 'cause you're
Not standing in the guard zone
Just out under the sky.

But red's the color of Life
And red can be cool, and friendly, too
And red can be big like a zerg, or important
Like an epeen, or tall like a tree.

When red is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why
Wonder, I am red and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be.

This parody of "It's Not Easy Being Green" was written for the boys and girls of #mortalonline, and was brought to you by the number 3, the letter B, and the concept of satire.

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