2014-03-24

Bizarre New Dinosaur Blasted By Game Critics: "Ruins Low-Fantasy Earth We've Come To Love"


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A Bizarre New Dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous of the American West

by
By Hans-Dieter Sues, Curator of Vertebrate Paleontology
[Note: Yes. The creature below was written up by Dr. Sues. I could not make this stuff up if I tried.]


A life reconstruction of Anzu wyliei. We know from several partial skeletons that Anzu had a beak, a crested head, huge claws, and long powerful legs. We infer that it had feathers because fossils of closely related species from China preserve clear feather impressions. The artwork is courtesy and copyright of Mark Klingler (Carnegie Museum of Natural History).

Read more here. (At the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History.)
 
[16:32] <[AI]Lepida> MORE HIGH FANTASY 
RUINING RL WORLD LORE OMG!!!1!!eleven!
Every man, woman and child among us 
will sprout a neckbeard 
and get bad.

Diphrael knows what I'm talkin' about:

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