The Real Reason We Have Risar

I'm shocked that no-one has suggested the obvious:

  • they used to steal Human children and eat them
  • then started breeding a captive population
  • those humans eventually escaped after many generations of warped and warping existence to become the Risar-- which would explain neatly why Risar and Humans can interbreed, and why Risar think nothing of keeping slaves themselves.
  • Mushrooms![1]
  • Profit.

[1] What else would make the amount of metal they wear piercing their flesh seem like a good idea?


On The Nature Of Art

Art is "making shit up".

It began when one primate flung dookie at another, it missed, hit a big rock and the flinger went over and smeared it around until-- to him-- the smear resembled the flingee.